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Rejections (crossed out)
You’re not married to Laura.
You don’t live in the state Massachusetts.
You don’t have this many kids: 2.
You don’t drive a Milk Float.
Your occupation is not a Hacker.
Your car is not the color Green.
You don’t live in a Shack.
Your occupation is not a Sysadmin.
Your honeymoon is not Caribbean.
You don’t have this many kids: 3.
You don’t drive a Ferrari.
You’re not married to Sarah.
Your honeymoon is not on the Kitchen Counter.
Your car is not the color Red.
You don’t live in the state Wisconsin.
You don’t live in a Apartment.
You don’t live in a Mansion.

Final Results (still standing)
You live in a House.
You’re married to Jane.
You drive a Porsche.
Your car is the color Blue.
You live in the state Califiornia.
Your honeymoon is Hawaii.
Your occupation is a Programmer.
You have this many kids: 1 (1 male; 0 female).