Stuff I typed is in bold and italic. Rest was generated by various computers.

arussell@socrates:~$ telnet my-home-network 6881
Trying 999.999.999.999...
Connected to my-home-network.
Escape character is '^]'.
SOMETHINGRANDOM
This is not a rootkit or other backdoor, it's a BitTorrent
client. Really. Why should you be worried, can't you read this
reassuring message? Now just listen to this social engi, er, I mean,
completely truthful statement, and go about your business. Your box is
safe and completely impregnable, the marketing hype for your OS even
says so. You can believe everything you read. Now move along, nothing
to see here.Connection closed by foreign host.

I are amused.