Fucking TV Licensing people won’t leave me alone, despite the fact that I. DO. NOT. HAVE. A. TV.

Yes, I know I don’t have a license. Why? I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TV, MORONS.

Yes, I know that if you caught me with TV reception equipment I’d face prosecution. Want to know why that doesn’t bother me? I DON’T FUCKING HAVE A TV!

You “unfortunately missed [me] today, but will call again in a few days”, so that you can catch me using a TV that I DON’T HAVE?

TV Licensing wastes so much taxpayers’ money it’s not true.

Assholes.