Lost Entropy
Aaron B. Russell’s personal blog
Archive for April, 2003
Alligators and beer bottles
Author: Aaron B. Russell30 Apr
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. “I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He’ll then open his mouth and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.” The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator’s open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. “I’ll pay anyone $100 who’s willing to give it a try”. A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke up. “I’ll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle”.
Collide-A-Scope
Author: Aaron B. Russell28 Apr
Went to Anna’s 18th yesterday, at Collide-A-Scope. Was pretty damned cool. Drank lots and did lots of drunken dancing with Cat, Radhika and Matt Lees. Was a fun evening. I wanna go back, dammit!
LJTM Dead! - cross posted from <lj comm=lj_textmessage>
Author: Aaron B. Russell23 Apr
Hi everyone -
Strangely the Text Messaging service has seemed to gone down for many, if not all providers.
We are investigating this and will provide some answers asap.
Thanks.
LJ::TextMessage Development Team
Yeah, it’s a quiz. Bite me. I work for McDonalds, don’t you know…
Author: Aaron B. Russell20 Apr
DAFT PUNK!
Author: Aaron B. Russell18 Apr
I bought Daft Punk’s Discovery yesterday and I really really really really REALLY like it :D
Yay *bounces*
Personality Disorder Test
Author: Aaron B. Russell16 Apr
This is a lot better than the last time I took this.
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | High |
| Schizoid: | Low |
| Schizotypal: | Moderate |
| Antisocial: | Moderate |
| Borderline: | Moderate |
| Histrionic: | High |
| Narcissistic: | High |
| Avoidant: | Moderate |
| Dependent: | High |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | Moderate |
– Personality Disorder Test - Take It! – |
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Scooby Doo
Author: Aaron B. Russell16 Apr
I TOLD YOU SO!
TEN REASONS WHY “SCOOBY DOO” WAS A DRUG-INFLUENCED CARTOON:
1. Scooby and Shaggy were always being freaked out by ghosts and ghouls, but no one else saw them before Scoob and Shaggy.
2. Scooby and Shaggy always had the munchies.
3. Shaggy always thought Scooby was talking and was the only one who could hear him and understand him.
4. Scooby and Shaggy always fell into the trap that was intended for the monster because they were tripping over themselves and couldn’t see where they were going.
5. They were always deluded and warped by thinking they were dressed up in some costumes and entertained the monster.
6. Shaggy always said “like” to the extreme, i.e. “like ZOIKS, Scoob, let’s get outta here!!” What’s a zoik?
7. Scooby and Shaggy were always the ones in the back of the van (doing who knows what).
8. They drove around in the MYSTERY MACHINE, which had that weird trippy design on it’s side.
9. Shaggy and Scooby were always giddy and laughing.
10. Look at Shaggy; the way he dressed, his goatee, etc., ’nuff said.
Quizilla Whoring
Author: Aaron B. Russell16 Apr
You are a.. GEEK! You love fantasy, Everquest,
games, possibly have emo-ish tendencies, and
you know enough about computers to rival Bill
Gates. Ph33r your 3433t haxx0r skillZ!
The Subculture Label Quiz
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Minilog.com Explosion
Author: Aaron B. Russell14 Apr
On average, Minilog.com gets between 0 and 6 new accounts created every day.
Due to this post on Blurty.com, Minilog.com saw 105 new accounts in 24 hours (and 7 more in the 30 minutes since midnight!)
Minilog.com also got it’s first Paid Account at 11:53pm.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! :)
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