They are guarding all the doors.
They are holding all the keys.

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I shouldn’t be awake.
I shouldn’t have to feel like this.

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http://www.squaredancecd.com/Bride/brides.htm

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Thank you for last night/this morning.

And sorry to for random phone calls at 2:30 in the morning…

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Now using Safari v64

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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT (stolen from ):

She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER

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http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=lj_dev&itemid=503628&thread=4575820#t4575820

Hahaha

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Hmm,

Why do I keep typing @outputBuffer as @outputBugger?

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Stolen from about half of livejournal, via …

I _____ Aaron
Aaron is _____.
Aaron thinks a lot about _______.
When I think of _________, I think of Aaron.
If I were alone in a room with Aaron _____.
Aaron needs _____.
I want to ____ Aaron.
Someday Aaron will _____.
Aaron reminds me of _____.
Without Aaron _____.
Memories of Aaron are _____.
Aaron can be _____.
Worst thing about Aaron is _____.
Best thing about Aaron is _____.
I am ________ with Aaron.
If I could describe Aaron in a word: _______.

Leave a comment, filling in the blanks. If you want to, that is. If you don’t want to, noone’s forcing you.

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*phone rings*
“Hello, Inspector Sonoda, Tokyo Police, Cataclysm Division…”
“What? A 300 meter tall giant turtle wreaking havoc in Tokyo Bay?”
“I thought he was in rehab! What? He was let out on good behaviour?? Why doesn’t anyone tell me these things???” ( link )

Surrealism seems to be the prevailing problem …… thing going on in my life right now. Time seems to be irrelevant too. But it’s also so important. I don’t quite understand it, but it’ll end soon, right? Actually, things started improving today (well, yesterday now). It WILL be good soon. It just WILL. It has to be.

In other news, I submitted a patch to fix the problems with the LiveJournal birthday notification emails - if it’s approved, birthday notification emails might be back! ( link )

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