Lost Entropy
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Archive for October, 2002
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Author: Aaron B. Russell14 Oct
Saturday evening was really cool. I think Cat just about summed it up in her post about it.
Anti-spam
Author: Aaron B. Russell14 Oct
I just sent this reply to a spammer…
From: "Aaron B. Russell"
To: Sarah Williams
Subject: Re: test.livejournal.org
Please note that the email which you have sent me is unsolicited commercial
email. By having sent this email to me, you have breached the Section 17538.4
of the California Business and Professions Code. Subdivision (g) of this
document states that:
“In the case of e-mail that consists of unsolicited advertising material for
the lease, sale, rental, gift offer, or other disposition of any realty, goods,
services, or extension of credit, the subject line of each and every message
shall include “ADV:” as the first four characters.”
Your email did not contain the characters “ADV:” as the first four characters
of the subject line.
I would also like to take this opportunity to inform you that Subdivision (f),
Paragraph (1) of Section 17538.45 of the California Business and Professions
Code states that:
“In addition to any other action available under law, any electronic mail
service provider whose policy on unsolicited electronic mail advertisements is
violated as provided in this section may bring a civil action to recover the
actual monetary loss suffered by that provider by reason of that violation, or
liquidated damages of fifty dollars ($50) for each electronic mail message
initiated or delivered in violation of this section, up to a maximum of
twenty-five thousand dollars ($25,000) per day, whichever amount is greater.”
I hereby request that you remove me from any mailing lists that you may hold,
as this email address was not added to any such lists by myself. If you or your
organisation continues to send me Unsolicited Commercial Email, I may consider
legal action. Thank you for your time.
–
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T: 07753 258 806
Cow Art!
Author: Aaron B. Russell8 Oct
____ |++ + +|
|++ +| ___ ____ | + ++|
| ++ | |++ _____________________ | ++ | | ++ + |
|+ + | |++/ /( )\ \ |++ +| |++ ++|
| | |+| |-oo- | \________ |+ ++| | + + |
-----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ -----------------------
o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __
| _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\
-|_ \_|-_|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ O _| * \/ *
\ | ___________________________________/
| W| \ \_/ /-----------------\ \_/ /
/ /\ \ \___/ \___/
/ / \ \ Who you gonna call...?
~~~ ~~~
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(__) (__) (__) (----------)
(OO) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ (----------)
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
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Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow Cow after pulling an all-nighter
(winking)
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* (__) (__) (__) (__)
\ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
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/| ||\ / / \ / \ / / \ \
//||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\
~ ~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking
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(__)
(oo) (__) o * (__)
\/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
---/ --** / | / | |
*____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
//--------/ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
//__ Cow Cow pooing
Cow marching standing
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Side Front Side (___) Where's all the bulls!
(__) (__) (__) (__) (o o)/
( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ~ _/\ /\_ ~
/\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \//
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Cow Art
Author: Aaron B. Russell8 Oct
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( )
/-----\ (___)
| | (o o)
| | | (-----) \ /
| | | / / \ O
| * | * | O |
~~ ~~ -----
Coward Phone Bull
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| | (__) | | \ (__)
| | (oo) | | \ (oo)
| | /-------\/ | | -----------\/--
| | / | || | | ----| |---
| | * ||----|| | | --------
| \______~~____~~___ | \_________________
| _________________ | _________________
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/ \ / \
Cow perched on a tree. Cow attemtping to fly off tree.
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| \_________________
| _________________
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| | (__)
| | *---------(..)
/ \ ~~----~~\/
Cow has failed miserably in the attempt.
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. : (__)
. /\ . : (xx)
/ \ . . : __------\/
. / \ . . * : * ||____||
/ \ . * : / | |\
| (__) | . . ** :
. /| (oo) |\ . ** : Hamburger
/ | /\/\ | \ * :
. / |=|==|=| \ . . * : * (__)
. / | | | | \ . : \ (oo)
/ USA | ~||~ |NASA \ . : \-------\/
|_______| ~~ |_______| . . : 8-| ||
. (__||__) . . . . : ||----||
. . /_\ /_\ . . : ~~ ~~
!!! !!! : Flying Cow
:
The cow that jumped over the moon. :
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..---.. (__)
/ \ (oo)
| RIP | /-------\/
| | / | ||
| | * ||----||
| | ~~ ~~
| |
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
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../ / | \ \..
./ / / | \ \ \.
/ / / | \ \ \
/ / / | \ \ \
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\ | /
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\ | /(__)
\|/ (oo)
/---++--\/
/ | ||
* ||-++-||
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Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
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(__)
(oo)
/---+ +--\/
/ | | | ||
* ||-+ +-||
~~ ~~ *
David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
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(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || -~~- || | \
* ||---- -~~- || *
~~ ~~
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || || | \
* ||----|| ||----|| *
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Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
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(__) _--------_
(oo) |__________| BIG
/-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
/ | 007 || __________
* ||----|| |_ _|
~~ ~~ --------
Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
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(__)
(oo)
/'~~~-m
(__) / '' ` )
(oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
/ \/ / / _ / | | | |
/ _\===~ ___\_____/___ |_____|_|
___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| ||
* ~ ~ * ww ww
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
Cow Art!
Author: Aaron B. Russell8 Oct
(___)
\~~~~~~~~\ (__) (o o)
\~~~~~~~~\\ (oo) \ /
*-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/
~_______/ --- \_______~ // -----\
~--------\ \S/ /\______~ \\/_~{} /==V===[]
\______/ \_____\\//
\__/
It’s a bird… //\\ The Boss
It’s a plane… // \\ (Bruce Holstien)
// //
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==================
______________________________ H H
| |————-| H (__) H
| | ________ | H (oo) H __
| COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \
| JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
| | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=—– H \ __ /
| | o | H~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~H ||
| | ~ | H H ||
| | ] | H H ||
| | | H H ||
|______________|_____________| H H ||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
Some cows get in trouble… Cattle Guard
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( ( )
( ( ) )
( ( )
( / )
( ( \\ )
( | //
| | (__)
| | (oo) (__)
| | —-\/ ______(oo)_____
| | || ( _)_______(__) )
**| | —|| \ __________/
“’———-~~
Cow Hide Cow Pie
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\ | / ___________
____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
| | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
| | | | | \\# | |`v’| | | |
| | \# // | — ___ | | | || | |
| | | | | #_// | | | | | |
| | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
| | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | — | | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |~~~~~~| | | | || | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |~~~~~~| | | | || | |
~~~| (~~~~~) |~~~~~#~| H |_ |~| | |||| | |~~~~~~| |
| ( ||| ) | # ~~~~~~ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
`v’- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ||||||| |
|| |`. (__) (__) ( )
(oo) (oo) /—V
/——-\/ \/ ——–\ * | |
/ | || ||_______| \
* ||W—|| || || *
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
”Cow Town”
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\ (__) (__)
\\(oo) (\/)
/—–\\\/ /——-\/
/ | (##) / | ||
* ||—-||” * ||—-||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
(__) (__) (__)
(\/) ($$) (**)
/——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
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(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-””’-\/ /——————-\/
/ |””’|| / | ||
* ||””|| * ||—————-||
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Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
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*
** **
* ** * * * **
* / / \ * *
\ \ / \ / / (__)
* / / \ \ (__) \ \ /——–(oo)
/ (oo) / / / | |( )
\ /——-\/ \ \ * ||—- ||()
/ / | || / / || ||
\ \ * ||—-|| \ \ ~~ ~~
/ / ~~ ~~ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
Cow in Heat
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(___)
(o o)
/——\ / (__) (__)
/ ____O (oo) (oo)
| / /—-\—-\/ /——-\/
/\oo===| / || / | ||
| || *||~—–|| * OO—-OO
* ~~ ~~ ~~
Cowt in the Act low rider cow
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(__) (__) (__)
(oo) o (oo) (oo)
/——-\/ ____\___\/ *+——-\/
/ | || / | || ||______||
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| ||—-||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
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(__) (__) \_||_~
(oo) (oo) (*||*)
/—————\/ /—-\/ /——-\||/
/ | || / || / | ||
* ||————|| *-||—-|| * ||—-||
OO OO OO OO OO }{
li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager’s cow
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____
(____)
(__) .xxxx.
(oo) ’(oo)`
/——-\/ /—–’-\/ `
/ | || / | |============>
* ||—-|| * ||—-| (~)
~~ ~~ ~~ ~
holy cow Moo-ammar Cowdafi
armed and dangerous
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(___) (___)
(o o) (o o)
/——-\ / /——-\ /
/ | ||O / | O~ ||O
* ||,—|| * ||,—||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
Cow Art!
Author: Aaron B. Russell8 Oct
(____)
( o o)
/-----------\ /
/ || | \/
/ || ||||
* ||||-----||||
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No one was sure whether
M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight
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O__O \_|_/
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
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Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the statue of Liberty
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(__) (__)
(oo) (--)
~~ /-------\/ /-\/-\
~~~~ / | || /| |\
~~~~~ * || || ~ | | ~
~~~~~~~~ ====~~====~~==== | |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ /----\
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / \ \
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ * ~
Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunbathing at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)
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)\ (__)
/ \ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow swimming at Amityville
(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
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*
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|\ (__)
| \ (__) (DD)
\\ || \(oo) /-------\/
\\||\ \\/ / | ||_\_/
~~ \|| * ||----|
\\ || ~~ ~
\\|| Cow chugging brews and staring at
\|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
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Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen
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/ / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / _______ / /
/ / / / | \ / /
/ / / (__)| / /
( @@@ ) / / / (oo)| / /
( @@ ) (------------) /-------\/ |
@@ (__) &